And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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