I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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