ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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