Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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