Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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