with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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