Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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