ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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