Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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