I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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