i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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