i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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