do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
