Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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