Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
