Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Randomize
