she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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