Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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