when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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