brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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