I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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