no. you can't hotbox the world.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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