doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
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