how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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