Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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