And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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