I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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