It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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