u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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