yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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