end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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