rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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