weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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