Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Randomize
