Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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