I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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