Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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