my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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