Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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