Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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