I am puke
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
These tits shall not be calmed
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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