I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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