At least make sure they are 18
Why
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
And then my night got REAL pukey
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I need to align my fucking chakras
Randomize
