Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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