Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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