I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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