that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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