I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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