your thong is hanging out like whoa
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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