I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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