Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
How drunk are you?
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