People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
