If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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