What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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