Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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